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On Sunday, Rangers warrior-poet used his fist of hardened maple to make a polite suggestion to the Blue Jays. You probably heard about this already. Anyhow, in celebration of this sky-scraping moment of infield vigilantism, we present a brief, looping montage of some of the most memorable straight rights/right hooks/overhand rights in baseball history. Come with us, won't you?

Captured above and expertly rendered for your viewing pleasure: Very many right-handed business decisions -- i.e., punches, mostly, plus a four-seam beer heave. Exhaustive list? Of course not!

Now, people of baseball, go forth and demonstrate to those who afflict you that you're not going to take it any more, in which "it" is almost anything, really.