Bret Bielema's feelings on kneeling to beat Texas: 'borderline erotic'

You can always count on Bret Bielema to give you excellent sound bites at media days, and he did not fail to deliver on Wednesday.

Bret Bielema enjoyed that Texas Bowl win on a few different levels, apparently. (USATSI)

Bret Bielema's already received plenty of attention for his appearance at SEC Media Days on Wednesday, whether it's been for his shoes or for doing his best to troll the greatest shade-throwing coach of all time, Steve Spurrier.

And now things are getting a little kinky.

When asked about how he felt when Arkansas finished off its 31-7 Texas Bowl victory over Texas with three kneel-downs after a first and goal, Bielema made it sound like the game tape should be uploaded on Pornhub by now.

"It was a proud moment," said Bielema. "Borderline erotic."

The only logical next step to take here would be for Arkansas to have its players show up to its 2015 season opener against UTEP dressed as pizza delivery boys.

Arkansas quarterback Brandon Allen enjoyed the win as well, though he managed to keep his thoughts more safe-for-workish while talking to Paul Finebaum.

"It meant so much, especially being from Arkansas, I've grown up knowing the rivalry," said Allen. "Just getting the opportunity to play Texas -- we had guys waiting for the bowl game prediction to come out and we were praying we'd get Texas in the bowl game.

"Beating them, there's really nothing sweeter."

We know Bielema would agree.