"Bracket Man" parodies "Rocket Man," which means you have to watch this now

A brilliantly tasteful parody comes to us today via The NOC.

Frankly, I can't believe this hasn't been done before. Has it been done before? I don't have time to troll YouTube to find out. Regardless, it hasn't been done with this much heart. The Pac-12 dig is the best. Although the lyrics are already a bit outdated, as our songwriter has Valparaiso in the field (eliminated by Detroit), but still believes Drexel's got a good shot!



Here are the lyrics:

I found the cash to pay my entry fee
TV's on ESPN
I watch all night
Then I watch again

My wife is gone, my boss don't understand
But all I need is Dick Vitale
And Jim Nantz
And a weak Pac-12

And I think it's gonna be a long long shot
Cause Coach K's never gonna win the pot
I've got money on the Seminoles
Oh no, no, no
I'm a Bracket Man
Bracket Man filling out my bracket here alone

Secretary in my office pool
She picks a team cause she likes their clothes
She always wins
But she never knows

Offices, they're all shutting down
Kentucky's on, so work is done
Bracket Man
On a Cinderella run

And I think I'm gonna be a long, long shot
Kansas is never gonna win the pot
I'm picking Drexel, Harvard, and Valpo
Oh no, no, no
I'm a Bracket Man
Bracket Man filling out my bracket here alone

And I think it's going to be a long, long shot