PHOTO: Illinois players will sign your baby

Okay, so maybe Illinois center Graham Pocic didn't sign the baby as much as the jersey the baby was wearing, but still, somebody is sticking a baby in his face and saying "sign this." When you become a football player at a Big Ten school like Illinois you dream of people coming up to ask you to sign some strange things* from time to time, but a baby probably doesn't make that list.

Of course, as is usually the case, this has nothing on the SEC. Fans don't hand Nick Saban their baby asking him to sign it. No, they're actually just giving Saban their child to raise it and turn it into an SEC champion.

All parents just want what's best for their children.

*This entire list consists of breasts. Football players are hoping a woman asks them to sign her breasts.