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There's no way David Ortiz is really retiring, right?

Big Papi is making the absolute most of his victory lap this year, leading all of baseball in slugging, OPS and doubles.

He's also apparently doing things that put him legitimately in the superhero category -- like launching home runs at such high velocity that they get stuck in Pesky's Pole.

The Herculean feat took place during batting practice before Thursday's game between the Red Sox and the Twins.

Ortiz was already a Boston legend before this season, but he's reaching Paul Bunyan territory with stuff like this.

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