So the Nationals decided to render in the timeless medium of the bobblehead this defining moment in post-Montreal franchise history ... 

Game 5 would not go well for the Nats, but there's no dimming the moment captured above. As for Werth's triumphant leap upon home plate, the very sound and worthy idea was to make a bobblehead of it and give it away on Sunday. Well, about that ... 

That's the official statement the team released on Friday. So why were the Nats "not satisfied" with said Jayson Werth bobblehead? Is this an organizational descent into picky-pantsdom, or are their grievances justified? You be the judge after you take a look at the bobblehead of note ... 

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All right. That appears to be Bo from "One Life To Live," who is bellowing to the heavens because he can't keep this love inside anymore. It's certainly not Jayson Werth. People, this is Jayson Werth ... 

So maybe make a bobblehead of that instead? Things didn't happen that way, precisely, but only the weak are beholden to truth. Anyway, consider these rather vital matters to be ... developing. 

In conclusion ...