LOOK: These are 10,000 donuts that make up one David Ortiz
It's a picture of Big Papi, you see. It involves donuts
By
Dayn Perry
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1 min read
A quote from French nobleman and diplomat and author of Democracy in America, Alexis de Tocqueville:
"There is but one signifiant of distinction and repute, and that is when a man so moves his subjects that they render him in 10,000 donuts."
In keeping with this last bit of wisdom, please regard the embedded Magnavox color television below. Within its boundaries you shall witness Red Sox warrior-poet David Ortiz made of confectioneries that have been fried with love and sweetened with deference ...
Big Papi! Donuts! Nuts of dough! What is a donut but a candy sandwich with a hole in the middle!?
Mr. Ortiz is of course retiring after the season, so it follows that a Boston institution like Dunkin' would pay him righteous and right-wise tribute in such a manner. Now go forth and eat until you cry.
