WATCH: Neymar shows off his crazy skill with two unbelievable touches

Neymar pulled off two moves that you just have to see to believe.

Neymar, no you didn't. In Barcelona's 4-0 win over Real Betis on Wednesday, the brilliant Brazilian showed off some wild, crazy skill.

First, on Luis Suarez's second goal and Barcelona's fourth, he had this filthy assist.

Hard to tell if it was intentional, but would it surprise you? He has the skill. And then towards the end of the match, a ball switching the field found Neymar, who did this.

Incredible @Neymarjr. When you are SO GOOD THAT TRAPPING THE BALL BECOMES A THING OF BEAUTY. #LaLiga https://t.co/n6cmFi58Ae

— beIN SPORTS USA (@beINSPORTSUSA) December 30, 2015

Just stop it, Neymar. So, so sick.

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