Mauer's wife is having twins. (USATSI)

Joe Mauer is a born and raised Minnesota kid who is the face of the Twins franchise, so, naturally, when it came time for him to become a father, it was only right that he impregnated his wife Maddie with not one, but two children simultaneously.

I think this is how black holes are formed. The star player on the Minnesota Twins fathering twins? I mean, I get that Mauer was put on this Earth for the sole purpose of wearing a Twins uniform, but fathering twins as well? This went from a neat, heartwarming story to kinda weird in a hurry.

(Congrats to the Mauers.)

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