Possible emoji jersey to be worn by the Grizzlies.
Possible emoji jersey to be worn by the Grizzlies. (@kzoogrowlers on Twitter)

Well, this is quite breathtaking. Curmudgeons everywhere will be screaming to get off their lawn louder than ever, because there's a baseball team set to wear an emoji jersey this coming Aug. 13. It's the Kalamazoo Grizzlies of the Northwoods League (independent, which means no MLB/MiLB affiliation).

As noted in the most important tweet ever, fans can vote for which emojis they'd like to see appear on the actual jerseys to be worn Aug. 13 by the Grizzlies. Scroll down on northwoodsleague.com's story to check out the options, though it should be noted that "pile of chocolate" isn't how most people use that one. I'm partial to the money with wings, the baseball, beer, anything with a monkey and, obviously, said pile of "chocolate." In fact, maybe just make the entire jersey piles of it? That would be hilarious.

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