Andrew Bogut is destroying the IOC and Olympic village accommodations
His Twitter feed has been gold from the barracks
As you might have heard already, the Rio Olympics aren't going off without a hitch. In fact, it's already an unmitigated disaster and we're still a few days from the opening ceremony. Athletes are getting robbed by the police. The water isn't safe. The air isn't safe. The safety isn't safe. On top of that, the Olympic Village is already robbing athletes of their valuables.
Australian Boomer and Dallas Mavericks center Andrew Bogut is there for the basketball games. Bogut has never been one to hold his tongue when something doesn't suit him, and it's pretty safe to say the accommodations set up by the IOC for the athletes hasn't gone over well with Bogut and his teammates. Bogut has taken to Twitter and has been roasting the IOC and Olympic village throughout Monday night.
It started off with a sign that is informing people it isn't ideal to urinate in front of the urinal. You're going to want to treat that porcelain receptacle like ... well ... a receptacle for urine when you have to relieve yourself. That should go without saying but Bogut wanted to pass along the message for him and his mates.
Just in case you planned on it..... pic.twitter.com/o6CM2FeUYy
— Andrew Bogut (@andrewbogut) August 1, 2016
On top of everything, Bogut's roasting of the IOC and accommodations has come with a hashtag. He's tagging it IOCLuxuryLodging in a perfect way of mocking the entire setup.
In the OLY village. Upon first looks its only fitting I will be posting pics with the hashtag #IOCLuxuryLodging#rio2016
— Andrew Bogut (@andrewbogut) August 2, 2016
One of the things the athletes have to do is assemble the shower curtain with the shower that has likely unsafe water, just to make sure they don't flood the place. Just in case you were confused halfway through this post, this is the living quarters for the Olympic athletes in 2016.
#IOCLuxuryLodging. Putting together a shower curtain so we can shower and not flood the place. pic.twitter.com/omaBJ7Dlje
— Andrew Bogut (@andrewbogut) August 2, 2016
The beds provided for the athletes will make most college dorm rooms look like Al Jefferson's gigantic bed comes standard with tuition. The athletes are being given single sized beds. Just a reminder that Andrew Bogut is not some scrawny college kid. He's 7 feet tall and about 260 lbs., so sleeping in single bed might actually be worse than him trying to sleep standing up.
At #IOCLuxuryLodging we believe a bed is not vital for sleep. Fine tuned athletes can sleep standing up. https://t.co/FcsEAf33Sm
— Andrew Bogut (@andrewbogut) August 2, 2016
He would also like to remind you the IOC has booked themselves penthouse villas in downtown Rio. They probably didn't take bribes in order to pay for their accommodations.
#IOCLuxuryLodging will not comment on our delegates penthouse villas in downtown Rio. https://t.co/oH9C57YjcA
— Andrew Bogut (@andrewbogut) August 2, 2016
Good news for Bogut is there's only a couple weeks left of this.
















