The new season is coming, and like any kid heading back to school, you can't return with the same old clothes you wore last year. That's why UCLA will be wearing new uniforms when it opens its season against Virginia on Sept. 5, uniforms the school unveiled Thursday morning.

According to the release from UCLA and Adidas, the new uniforms were "crafted with speed and valiance in mind." I have absolutely no idea what in the world that is even supposed to mean, because I don't know how a uniform is supposed to represent bravery, but then again I don't live in the world of public relations. Anyway, here they are.

Wow. So brave. Such valiance. These are exactly the kind of uniforms you want to wear to save the princess from that big, mean dragon.

What do you think?

UCLA's new uniforms will debut in its season opener against Virginia. (adidas)