Tiger Woods greets Martin Kaymer at the British Open. (Getty Images)
Tiger Woods greets Martin Kaymer at the British Open. (Getty Images)

If you play, cover, help run or have ever thought about golf, you must have a Tiger Woods take. Martin Kaymer offered his up on Wednesday at the Honda Classic.

"He's not a machine," said Kaymer. "He's not a robot. It's what I said; he's a human, as well, and I think we should never forget that and we should give him a little bit of space, as well.  We all want him to play as good as we can."

Yada, yada, yada.

The funny part is that Kaymer might in fact be a robot. If the oiled-up arms and 100-shot win at the 2014 US Open aren't enough evidence, how about this quote from Rory McIlroy.

McIlroy was facing a robot on the range in one of the best YouTube clips of the last few years and the robot noted "losing to a robot is a bit like losing to Martin Kaymer."

McIlroy laughed, "I've lost to him a few times before."

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