Travis Hafner only has a job because he can hit for power. He hasn't fielded a position in a big-league regular-season game since 2007 and has only played in the field in 72 of 1,101 career games.
But now this happened (and it's not surprising the photo has a Zapruder-esque grainy quality):
Travis Hafner with a glove? Hmmm. twitter.com/FeinsandNYDN/s…— Mark Feinsand (@FeinsandNYDN) March 7, 2013
I'm kind of scared. This is going to get somebody -- OK, more bodies -- hurt, right?
I mean, what's next? Grady Sizemore staying healthy for a full season? The Astros winning 60 games? The best I can come up with is that Justin Upton is going to become a "gritty" player this year.
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