Ask Don Orsillo and ye shall receive truth.
Ask Don Orsillo and ye shall receive truth. (Twitter screencap)

If Padres color commentator Mark Grant was not already familiar with the remorseless, unsparing candor of his booth partner, first-year Padres play-by-play man Don Orsillo, then he surely knows now.

You see, during a recent Padres telecast, Grant asked Orsillo in his new tiebar made him look fat. Forthcoming? A most righteous scalding ...

Very fat! Sometimes honesty hurts. But Don Orsillo, who is a swordsman brandishing a sword of truth, knows no other way. People, life is a cauldron, and Don Orsillo is here to stir the witch's brew.