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Marcus Stroman! The Blue Jays' excellent young right-hander, as it turns out, succeeded at a color television game show at the age of 6. Please appreciate this footage from "Figure It Out," a show that ran on Nickelodeon -- the network that raised your children so you didn't have to -- and presented challenges to contest on pain of sliming (h/t: u/Toddles822) ... 

Yes, that's young Mar ... cus Stroman triumphing, albeit somewhat haphazardly, and receiving $100 of filthy Toys "R" Us lucre. Also in attendance: Swole Poppa Stroman. Also, also in attendance: Amanda Bynes. Amanda Bynes!

Even better days? They would be ahead for Mr. Stroman. 

Marcus Stroman has been winning almost since the very beginning.
Marcus Stroman has been winning almost since the very beginning. (YouTube screengrab)