Marcus Stroman! The Blue Jays' excellent young right-hander, as it turns out, succeeded at a color television game show at the age of 6. Please appreciate this footage from "Figure It Out," a show that ran on Nickelodeon -- the network that raised your children so you didn't have to -- and presented challenges to contest on pain of sliming (h/t: u/Toddles822) ...
Yes, that's young Mar ... cus Stroman triumphing, albeit somewhat haphazardly, and receiving $100 of filthy Toys "R" Us lucre. Also in attendance: Swole Poppa Stroman. Also, also in attendance: Amanda Bynes. Amanda Bynes!
Even better days? They would be ahead for Mr. Stroman.
