Chase Headley, what have you done? (MLB.com)
Chase Headley, what have you done? (MLB.com)

The Yankees triumphed over the Athletics on Saturday night in Oakland, and in the seventh inning of that contest New York third baseman/heedless conjurer Chase Headley indulged in the dark arts. Witness the power of the occult ...

Look at Chase Headley over at first base -- acting all cool and nonchalant and pretending that he didn't just awaken ancient spirits that should never have been unleashed from their vaults. Thanks a lot, Chase Headley.

Of that bunt, and just before the spirits descend upon them, the people say: "Devil Magic Ridiculoso."