Colbert will be on Sunday night on CBS

The Super Bowl doesn't just produce a champion. It produces children, per the NFL's newest Super Bowl 50 commercial.

And that means, it's time to update our sexual references. Let's let Stephen Colbert take it from here:

 

Also notable, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert will air on CBS after the game Sunday night and like Super Bowl 50, you can stream the event. Just click this link to get CBS All Access. Here are the details of the show:

Stream a special LIVE Episode of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert with CBS All Access after the game (select markets only)! Guests include Tina Fey and Margot Robbie; Will Ferrell; Megyn Kelly; and Key & Peele. Try it today and get 1 month FREE."

 Hopefully there'll be a Swordless Mimetown appearance from Key & Peele. Please?