Andrew Luck and Ryan Fitzpatrick are two bearded wonders of the world. (Twitter)
Andrew Luck and Ryan Fitzpatrick are national treasures. (via @SportsRV)

No one does neckbeard like Colts quarterback Andrew Luck. And no one does full beard like Texans quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick.

Hence, Civil War general photoshops. Glorious. For the backstory on General Luck, you can peruse SB Nation's historical records. 

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