Turns out, Marshawn Lynch loves Skittles. (Conan)
Turns out, Marshawn Lynch loves Skittles. (Conan)

Marshawn Lynch may loathe the media but he sure loves him some Conan O'Brien. On Monday, Lynch spoke with the talk-show host about everything from his touchdown celebration (complete with "grabbing my ding-ding" references!), retirement and thoughts on the Seahawks' decision to pass the ball during that final, fateful Super Bowl drive.

But first things first: Here's Lynch jumping into an end zone full of Skittles ... because why not.

Marshawn on grabbing his crotch:

Conan: "You get fined a lot for grabbing your crotch -- that looks like a ballet move right there. In the early days, I used to tell a really funny joke and grab my crotch. NBC at the time said, 'You can't do that.' But you have shown the way for how all of us should act."

Marshawn: "I put it out there, man. I got in a lot of trouble for grabbing my ding-ding."

Conan: "You call it your 'ding-ding'?"

Andy Richter: "You probably shouldn't use the phrase 'put it out there'."

Marshawn: "It is what it is. I'm grown now."

Marshawn on the retirement rumors:

"In this game, the running back position you don't go that long. But they put 12 in front of you for a year you start to think like, 'Yeah, maybe I can do this again.'" Conan: "Twelve thousand dollars."

Marshawn on the Seahawks' decision to pass the ball on that Super Bowl play:

"Yes, I was (convinced I was getting the ball)," he said. "But at the same time, you know, I've been in this position before. I play a team sport and at the end of the day, I can't be mad at the situation. So I'm good with it though, to be honest. That's what time it is."