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Can you imagine what life with Rob Gronkowski was like in college? You probably cannot. But now you can! Thanks to Gronk's upcoming book "It's Good to Be Gronk," a pseudo-memoir written with agent Jason Rosenhaus and published by Simon & Schuster. 

Robert Klemko of TheMMQB.com got an advance copy of it and parsed out some of the details including -- but not limited to -- the Patriots tight end and his exploits in college.

To wit, he once ran into a bachelorette party, picked out the "healthiest" lady and grinded on her.

“There were a lot of hot, sexy Mexican ladies there, but I picked out the largest, healthiest looking one, who had to be 260 pounds, like I was. After 10 seconds of me dancing on top of her in the chair, the collective 520 pounds of the two of us collapsed the fold-up chair. The crowd exploded with laughter. I got up and continued dancing (or twerking) to that Mariachi music. That was the best $30 I ever made!”

He was also, quite unsurprisingly, involved in a brawl at a fraternity house.

“Guys were coming at me from behind and from all angles… Eventually eight of them got me to the ground, and I was taking kicks everywhere, but our quarterback, Willie Tuitama, ran in and helped get me out of there. The girl I had been friendly with told me that I looked like the Hulk throwing four dudes off me. She loved it and definitely made it up to me later.”

Gronk details his off-field life in an interesting fashion too, pointing out he's just "a 23-year-old guy trying to have a good time" and doesn't "do drugs" or "drink and drive." He also says he's never "touched a dime" of his initial signing bonus. 

Everything Gronk does or says is worth watching, reading, following, Vine'ing and generally enjoying. This book sounds like no exception.