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Von Miller's biggest issue is his farting problem. We know this thanks to ... Von Miller, who revealed last summer that he's the most frequent offender of the Broncos' fart tax, which the team enforces during meetings.

Unfortunately, Miller's problem extends to matters away from the football field. It's traveled with him to his new gig as a Dancing with the Stars contestant. And that's super unfortunate for Miller's dancing partner, Witney Carson McAllister.

So, she's stealing a page from the Broncos' book. She's enforcing her own fart tax, fining Miller $100 per fart. It's not going well for Miller. Actually, it's not going well for either of them, because that tax isn't deterring Miller.

The solution seems simple: Stop farting. But, as Miller explained last summer, the answer is never as simple as it seems.

So, the revised solution is to keep farting and pay up. Miller should be able to afford any future fines considering he's likely to land a mega long-term deal in the near future.

Perhaps he should get himself immunity from that Broncos' fart tax during contract negotiations.

Von Miller is a notorious farter. (USATSI)