Despite appearances, this not going to be a bunt attempt.
Despite appearances, this not going to be a bunt attempt. (Twitter screencap)

What you're about to see is a baseball event rarely seen in captivity, and that baseball event is the fake bunt followed by a home run. We tell stories, but we do not tell lies. Take it away, Friends University infielder Garrett Heath ... 

Not only was that a fake bunt-home run, but it was also executed with some degree of post-clout self-regard, which is absolutely as it should be. Let it be known that the video above was posted by Mr. Heath's better half, and upon posting said video she was understably proud of her baseball-ist ... 

This is also as it should be. Baseball enthusiasm, you see, is to be encouraged in all its forms. 

Thank you, Garrett Heath, for your contributions to this, our baseball.