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What follows, which comes to us courtesy of the Internetting folks over at Cut4, is a GIF of two lovely and talented young ladies performing seemingly related jazz-hand liturgies at Thursday night's sparsely attended Mariners-Astros game. Please do enjoy:

Note that the headline above told no tales: For this has been your utterly pointless, vaguely baseball-related GIF of the day.