Marshawn Lynch hit all of his talking points during Super Bowl Media Day on Tuesday.
Actually, if we want to be technically correct here, he hit his one talking point 29 times. During Lynch's appearance at Media Day, he gave the same answer to every question, "I'm just here so I won't get fined."
As you can see below though, he gave us different varieties of "I'm just here so I won't get fined."
Sometimes, he talked into the mic. Sometimes he talked close to the mic and then other times, he didn't use the mic at all.
There were also a few Marshawn Media Day highlights, like when he saw Max.
He also was kind enough to let the media know that they were running out of time to ask questions.
Apparently, there was also someone sexy around.
Marshawn was required to stay at the podium for five minutes and as soon as those five minutes were up he was gone.
Of the 29 "I'm just here so I won't get fined" answers, four went to Deion Sanders, who successfully got Lynch to talk last year, but couldn't this year.
"I'm just here so I don't get fined" will now go down with other great Marshawn press conference responses like, "Yeah" and "I'm thankful."
By the way, Marshawn will do press conferences sometimes -- you just have to pay him in money or Skittles.