LOOK: Tony Romo joins Twitter, everyone makes the same joke
It turns out America only has one Tony Romo joke.
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John Breech
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The 2015 NFL season kicks off for the Dallas Cowboys on Sept. 13, which means we, as a country, have exactly four months to come up with some new Tony Romo jokes because apparently, we're out of them.
That cold hard reality became evident on Thursday when the Cowboys quarterback joined Twitter.
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— Tony Romo (@tonyromo) May 15, 2015
As with all things on Twitter, the jokes flew -- or should I say "The joke flew," because there was only one joke.
Let's see if you can guess what the joke is. I'm guessing you'll figure it out quickly.
I just intercepted @tonyromo's first tweet.
— TrashTalkNFL (@TrashTalkNFL) May 15, 2015
@ESPNNFL @tonyromo I expect his tweets to be intercepted as well
— David Bonis (@DavidBonis_) May 15, 2015
I'd go out on a limb and say Tony Romo's first tweet to Dez Bryant will be intercepted.
— Kazuto Yamazaki (@Kazuto_Yamazaki) May 15, 2015
@nfl @Twitter @TonyRomo his first tweet got intercepted
— Adam (@AdamVaIe) May 15, 2015
.@tonyromo looks like first tweet has been intercepted by @nfl
— Johnny Hockey (@BasedFrenzy) May 15, 2015
@RoFloESPN @SportsCenter @tonyromo tweeted out a 9 , intercepted and flipped for 6!
— Jay Torres (@MrJayTorres) May 15, 2015
Tony Romo's first tweet was intercepted, so he had to try again.
— Nathan Odom (@nathan_odom11) May 15, 2015
BREAKING NEWS @tonyromo twitter account has been intercepted... but again what's new?
— Juan Correa (@juanseocre) May 15, 2015
BREAKING NEWS: @tonyromo 's first ever tweet was intercepted.
— BIRDGANG (@phlyadelphia) May 15, 2015
Tony Romo keeps trying to tweet but they keep getting intercepted by @BrandonBoykin2
— Conor (@ImGettingThat) May 15, 2015
@tonyromo has been trying to make a Twitter for years...but the account kept getting intercepted lolol
— M@ (@franzman17) May 15, 2015
Everyone is mad @tonyromo isn't replying. He is, his tweets just keep getting intercepted.
— Carly (@nuclearcarly) May 15, 2015
I think you get the point.
Not everyone made an interception joke though. Props to this guy for going the fumble route.
@SportsCenter @tonyromo surprised he didn't fumble his first tweet.
— Keenan Dunkley (@SoFresh_SoKeen) May 15, 2015
Anyway, we have four months to come up with some new jokes.
By the way, just for the record, I went the Deflategate route with my Romo joke. And no, I'm not proud of myself.
Tony Romo's 1st tweet. Feel like it might be a guess on how many games Goodell is going to add to Brady's suspension https://t.co/tKiAdEXJl4
— John Breech (@johnbreech) May 15, 2015
