LOOK: There's a Bartolo Colon bobblehead that is also a bobblestomach

And it will commemorate Big Sexy's first career home run

It was wonderfully inevitable that the first career home run of Mets round moundsman Bartolo Colon (a.k.a., "Big Sexy") would be rendered in the timeless medium of the bobblehead. ClarkToys.com has these bobbles available for pre-order, and they go a little something like this ...

Excelsior! As you can see, the head bobbles -- in keeping with bobblehead industry best practices -- but the stomach also bobbles. The stomach! Spoiler ...

#BartYOLO, people.

(Wink of CBS eye: Big League Stew)