LOOK: Star Trek-themed Kirk Cousins T-shirts? YOU LIKE THAT!
A T-shirt web site is hawking "Captain Kirk" shirts in Washington's colors.
The biggest movie in America right now is Star Wars: The Force Awakens. However, it's another J.J. Abrams-helmed sequel/franchise reboot flick (Star Trek) that has provided Washington quarterback Kirk Cousins with a snazzy nickname: Captain Kirk.
Fittingly, because these are the times we live in, the personalized T-shirt site BreakingT has attempted to commodify the nickname, creating "Captain Kirk" T-shirts emblazoned with the Star Trek logo, in Washington's colors.

Now, we have a very important question to ask you about the design of this shirt: Do you like that?
In the Kirk Power Rankings, it's likely that 2015 Cousins falls somewhere between William Shatner (who played the character from 1966 to 1994) and Chris Pine (who has portrayed the character since 2009). Pre-2015 Cousins ranked behind Pine but firmly ahead of Jimmy Bennett, who portrayed a young Kirk in Abrams' 2009 Star Trek reboot. These rankings, of course, are totally subjective but also 100 percent inarguable. I look forward to people arguing them in the comments anyway.
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