Tide is just here to get out stains. (Twitter)

We all know why Marshawn Lynch talks to the media. It's so he won't get fined. He's still somehow managed to be a media day/week all-star, though.

He did an interview with Entertainment Tonight:

Played Mortal Kombat with Gronk and Conan:

Got Simpsonized:

(Twitter)

Did a press conference with Skittles:

And could get fined for wearing a non-NFL sanctioned hat.

Now, Tide laundry detergent is spoofing him:

(Twitter)

Well played, Tide. Well played.