Angels superduperstar Mike Trout of course barged to American League MVP honors last season. On Friday night, the Angels presented him with his large, handsome and -- real talk forthcoming -- somewhat belated reward. Please bear cowed witness ... 

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That's a giant, possibly self-aware bobblehead, and it's absolutely not as scared of you as you are of it. 

Begin currying favor with #JumboTrout now because one day soon he shall lord over all he surveys. Yes, he is presently surveying you.