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Courtesy of Fightin' Mike Axisa's River Avenue Blues blog comes the following Derek Jeter scouting report, which constitutes the first and last word on the Captain's ass placement and similarities to a brooding teenage thunder-horse ...

"Hi butt!" "Young colt!"

Above all, though ...

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