Upon waking this morning, you no doubt said to yourself, "Today I should like to see largely ineffective half-punches delivered by a plainspoken Texan. In robot form, please and thank you."

Know this: Today is a day to be remembered, cherished.

Courtesy of this towering Internet artist, comes the following image, which is the famous Nolan Ryan-Robin Ventura "brawl" as perfomed by soulless robots bent on destruction.

Factory settings? Noogies without ceasing.

(Wink of CBS eye: Reddit baseball)