Jim Rome found out what Rob Gronkowski is looking for in a woman. (Showtime)
Jim Rome found out what Gronk is looking for in a woman. (Showtime)

On the heels of his party-fueled weekend at Ultra, The Offseason of Gronk continued Wednesday night, when Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski kept his shirt on long enough to stop by the set of Jim Rome on Showtime.

And while we already reported what constitutes a Gronk Wife, we learned so much more about the mind and spiking powers of Gronk. Behold. 

Rome asked Gronk if he thought the Pats were "f---ed" with the Seahawks sitting on the 1-yard line and Marshawn Lynch in the backfield. And Gronk admitted it went through his head.

"Actually, yes. Right when they got down to about the [1-yard] line that's what I was thinking, 'We are f---ed.' I usually never say that word. You just got me to swear. I usually don't swear. That's his fault!" Gronk said, pointing at Rome. "I actually had a little confidence too. It's rare when a team is on the 2-yard line. The percentages are that you're going to score a touchdown. So we're reacting on the sidelines and making a game plan just in case they score. But as a defense, our team made a great play there and Malcolm Butler stepped up."

Rome got Gronk to swear later too when asking him what Tom Brady yells at him following a touchdown celebration. Gronk tried to hedge by saying he's "just fired up" and it's "a natural reaction" and Brady says "'Hell yeah!' and shit like that."

Rome wasn't buying it and finally got the tight end to cut loose with his Brady impersonation.

"OK ... it's more like “HELL YEAH MOTHERF****ER! I knew it! I knew you could to it! You're gonna get some b----es after the game now!”

"That's what he says." 

Gronk wasn't quite as open when discussing Bill Belichick.

"You know, he can get anyone to grind out there on the field," Gronk said. "He keeps everyone humbled in the stadium in the work environment. When it comes down to work and you go out on the field, he can get the best out of anyone and maximize their potential, if it's a coach or a player out there on the field. He keeps everyone humbled and grinding.

"I knew what you wanted me to say but I went the Patriot way."

Oh yeah. Gronk also spiked a candy-filled piñata. It was awesome.

Underrated piñata placement from Rome on the toss and strong spike too, especially considering he didn't use the wind up.  

A few more choice words from Gronk's interview:

His Party Bus vs. Jerry Jones Party Bus
"My bus definitely throws the best parties. Is that even a question? What goes on in my bus is amazing dance moves. While my boy Goon is driving, sometimes he hits a bump, I'm performing a dance move, he hits a sharp turn and I go flying in the other direction. Maybe land on a few ladies, maybe accidentally give my brother.

"His bus is probably sitting down, seat belts on, no music. We have the best sound system in ours." 

Would he rather suffer a knee injury or a concussion
"Uh, so if we're sitting here and I had choose would I want a concussion right now or my knee blown out, I'm going to say a concussion. Why would I want to sit there for eight months and not do anything, when with a concussion I'll just wake up and I'll be ready to go again.

Gronk isn't worried about not remembering things later in life because "that happens all the time. I don't even know how I got to my hotel last night."

Who is his modern Baywatch crush
"Margot Robbie. You know that lady off the Wolf of Wall Street? That one. ... [Why?] Because I watched The Wolf of Wall Street and I was, like, damn."

Gronk's perfect lady
"Cleans, cooks, makes big cash, stays at home, let's me do whatever I want. Very nice, kind, everything. Beautiful. Has it all."

On fighting Bruce Irvin
"Actually I don't even really know. We took the knee and everyone starts scrapping. A lot of ladies come out and say 'the best part was when the fight happened, Rob.' And I'm like 'Yeah, I'm so glad the fight happened.'"

Crunchy or creamy peanut butter
"When you're making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and you try to put that crunchy peanut butter on it, it's like impossible. It ruins the bread, you can't spread it, so I always go with creamy when I'm making a PB&J. But when I got a protein shake going and you want peanut butter in your protein shake in the blender that's when you use the crunchy peanut butter. You're not smashing bread all over the place and it makes the protein shake with a little crunchy."