World Cup 2018: Cristiano Ronaldo reveals the origin of his goatee, but fans aren't quite buying it
According to FIFA fans, a certain other superstar named Lionel Messi lives rent-free in Ronaldo's head
Ronaldo picked up his fourth goal of the World Cup on Wednesday for Portugal en route to a 1-0 win over Morocco, but fans couldn't help but notice that he looked a bit... different doing it. Ronaldo grew a goatee -- or a GOATee, if you're into that kind of thing -- and it looks like it's here to stay.
Ronaldo explained the goatee's origins after the match, and why he's keeping it.
World Cup goatee is the new playoff beard. pic.twitter.com/YewcgKJ0ho
— FOX Soccer (@FOXSoccer) June 20, 2018
"The new beard? This right here?" Ronaldo asked when he was asked about the goatee, which is not a beard and you can't convince me otherwise. "It was a joke I made with [Ricardo] Quaresma. We were in the sauna and I started to shave. I left my beard and I said if I score tomorrow -- which was against Spain (last Friday) -- I would leave it for the rest of the tournament. And it gave me luck, I scored in that game. I scored today and I'm going to keep it."
Hey, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Ronaldo didn't just score against Spain. He put up three goals and carried Portugal to a 3-3 draw. His goal against Morocco was the only one in a 1-0 Portugal win. Without Ronaldo, Portugal likely has a draw and a loss, and is on the cusp of not making it out of the group stage. But that's the Portugal M.O. It goes as far as Ronaldo goes.
With that being said, Ronaldo's explanation isn't holding water for some fans, with folks suggesting that he has pettier reasons for growing a goatee that involve a certain other superstar -- an Argentinian that posed with a goat.
Lionel Messi (for Paper magazine) : "I do not consider myself the greatest of all time ... I see myself as one more player."
— Messi World (@MessiWorId) June 4, 2018
Humility at its peak pic.twitter.com/0FNFPDrvac
Lionel Messi vs. Cristiano Ronaldo is a debate that will rage on until soccer ceases to exist, but some fans suggested that the goatee is a subliminal shot at the implication of Messi's photoshoot, with others saying that it was just plain bad-looking.
— Vanessa Aparicio (@jennvanessa) June 20, 2018
Ronaldo's goatee smacks of a gap year student walking through arrivals after a month in Goa to find himself pic.twitter.com/2q0ftSwImX
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) June 20, 2018
Cristiano Ronaldo's becoming so obsessed with this "GOAT"-stamp that he is actually growing a goatee now pic.twitter.com/4x1PWPw58C
— Jonas Giæver (@CheGiaevara) June 20, 2018
Messi does photoshoots with goats but Ronaldo grows an actual goatee hahah🐐 pic.twitter.com/VyJXVBXL8z
— Portista🇵🇹 (@FCPortoGlobal) June 16, 2018
Ronaldo is doing everything he can to remind eveyone who the GOAT is... he’s now grown an actual goatee 🐐😂 #PORMAR #WorldCup pic.twitter.com/Pef3efUvMW
— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) June 20, 2018
Ronaldo growing a goatee and celebrating goals by grabbing imaginary goat whiskers—in response to Messi’s G.O.A.T. portrait with a real live goat—is my favorite petty World Cup subplot 🐐 https://t.co/8ef6cepP94
— Grant Wahl (@GrantWahl) June 20, 2018
Love him or hate him, it's impossible to deny that Ronaldo is tearing it up so far at this World Cup. He's leading the race for the Golden Boot with four goals. Messi will try to notch his first goal against Croatia on Thursday, after Argentina tied with Iceland 1-1 last Saturday.
















