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Halfway through the forthcoming GIF, you're likely to say, "That was an astounding home run by Giancarlo Stanton. I assume this GIF is about that."

You would be merely half-correct, though. This GIF is indeed partly about the Stanton clout that helped the Marlins to a 2-1 win over the Nationals on Saturday night. But it is also about the boundless enthusiasm on display by Marlins ace Jose Fernandez ...

Question: What was the last thing that made you as happy as Mr. Fernandez is here?

Answer: Nothing. Nothing has ever made you that happy.

Our own Danny Knobler writes that the Marlins might not be looking to trade Stanton. Fernandez, it is to be assumed, jumped up and down and pounded things and screamed upon learning that.

There exist fantastical woodland creatures that only the pure of heart can glimpse. Jose Fernandez can tell you precisely what those fantastical woodland creatures look like.

(Wink of CBS eye: Reddit Baseball)