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Sometimes, a headline can tell an entire story, and this is one of those times.

Ladies and gentleman, I present to you: Bill Belichick driving a motorboat in cut-off sleeves. The picture below comes to us courtesy of Linda Holliday, Belichick's long-time girlfriend.

And it makes my heart swell when my man is behind the helm of his boat enjoying life! #Workhard #Playhard 💘🚤😍#VIRings

A photo posted by Linda Holliday✨ (@lindaholliday_) on

This picture definitely says 1,000 words, but since I don't feel like writing 1,000 more words and you probably don't feel like reading 1,000 more, let' s go with 201 more.

The most fascinating thing about this picture is that, apparently, Belichick cuts the sleeves off every shirt he owns. We've all seen him in a sleeveless hoodie, now he's cutting the sleeves off of his boating shirts.

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No sleeve is safe around Bill Belichick. USATSI

Maybe he likes the way his arm hair looks, maybe he just hates sleeves, I don't know. But whatever the reason is, the man doesn't seem to own a shirt that has sleeves.

The second most fascinating part of this picture is that the boat's name is "VI Rings," and that's because Belichick has six Super Bowl rings. He clearly loves to rub it in.

If you're scoring at home, he has four as head coach of the Patriots and two as an assistant coach with the Giants.

Here's what old "VI Rings" looks like from the outside.


Before the Patriots won Super Bowl XLIX, the name of Belichick's boat was "V Rings." After the win, he had to rename his boat and get a new blue shirt because, if you didn't notice, his shirt says "VI Rings" on the left breast pocket.

If you're ever out on the water near VI Rings, here's some nautical advice for you: steer clear.