Citizens of Baseball, know this: Friday, Jan. 15 occasions National Hat Day. As such, it's time to pay righteous homage to the world-championship lids of the Montgomery Biscuits, right-wise Double-A affiliate of the Tampa Bay Rays. Please regard ... 

It's a warm, flaky biscuit with hands, feet, and possibly a prehensile tail! His tongue, which dispenses timeless wisdom on the reg, is a pat of butter! Know who else should have a replenishing pat of butter as a tongue? Humans! Then we could consume our own wholesome, nutritious tongues, you see. 

Here's another Biscuit hat that's worth your time and admiration ... 

Excelsior! He's hiding behind the "M"! The demurrals of a baked good! The biscuit is shy because he just joined eHarmony.

It's National Hat Day, and National Hat Day would not exist without the head-toppers of the Montgomery Biscuits. Said head-toppers are available for purchase in exchange for redeemable U.S. currency.