Bo Jackson! Five tools, all of them sharpened! On Thursday, the White Sox paid righteous tribute to Bo for one his most memorable liturgies of sports frustration. We speak, of course, of this ...

And most especially this ...

Shown above, in technicolor: A man using his muscles to snap like a wee twig his implement of destruction. All of that brings us gloriously to this ...

Lo and also behold: That is a Bo Jackson bobblehead devoted to his very occasional practice of pulverizing bats. Is this a good thing? Yes, people, this is a good thing.

Now let us admire Bo Himself alongside a Bo Himself-sized rendering of the bobble in question ...

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Excelsior!

Like what you see? Of course you do. On that point, know that said bobbles are for sale and that the purchase of said bobbles will help support White Sox charities.