Gentleman's Dilemma: Souvenir ball or stroller holding spawn?
Would you see to the well-being of your child or try to retrieve a well-struck baseball?
In the course of parenthood, the producer of human offspring is likely to be confronted with a quandary: submit to evolutionary cues and see to the ongoing safety of said spawn or take leave from one's assigned duties in the service of procuring a souvenir cowhide orb? For the gentleman you're about to meet, the decision was not a particularly difficult one (hint: eyes on the red stroller thingy beyond the outfield wall) ...
To be fair, it was really the hill's fault.
The upside is that this lady wasn't around to deliver her reproachful, lame-wad glares.
Sabathia will reportedly spend a 10th season in the Bronx
Fowler suffered a knee injury at Chicago's Guaranteed Rate Field
The lefty starter is coming off a terrible season
After acquiring Ian Kinsler and Zack Cozart in recent days, the Angels are trending upward
Cozart's coming off a big season as the Reds' shortstop
The veteran slugger spent the last eight seasons with Cleveland