Keith Hernandez's mustache has its own Baseball-Reference page

No doubt, you're familiar with the essential Baseball-Reference.com. Now you shall become familiar with the fact that Baseball-Reference has a player page devoted to Keith Hernandez's mustache.

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No fan's modern-day baseball experience is complete without relentless visits to the most wondrous Baseball-Reference.com. Within the pages of B-Ref, you will of course find detailed records of every gentleman who's played in the major leagues.

But wait: That's not all! Here's a tweet from B-Ref mahatma Sean Forman ...

Someone asked about fictional pages on B-R. This is the only one we have.baseball-reference.com/players/h/hern…We do have a Sandcastle page on pfr.

— Sean Forman (@sean_forman) April 30, 2013

Because Mr. Forman is a good egg, it turns out what he says is true. First, here's a snapshot of part of Keith Hernandez the man's B-Ref page ...

Standard! Useful and informative! And now here's a snapshot of the B-Ref page of Keith Hernandez's exalted tickler ...

File under: Excelsior! Those dear, departed super-whiskers -- capable of impregnating entire city blocks. Pour out a bottle of Aqua Velva for them.

In conclusion ...

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