LOOK: This "Glenn Hubbard and a python" bobblehead is outstanding

Like all good things, it's inspired by a 1984 Fleer baseball card

Lo these many years ago, the entrepreneurial sum bucks at Fleer gave this to the people ...

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Excelsior! That's Braves infielder Glenn Hubbard with a possible resident of Florida around his neck and the Phillie Phanatic in tantalizing proximity! Suffice it to say, this is a heavyweight-championship baseball card worthy of all available hosannas.

Anyhow, Hubbard, now 58, is these days the bench coach for the Low-A Lexington Legends, the Royals' Sally League affiliate. All of that brings us to this, which is Lexington's objectively perfect Friday night promotional ...

I know you're already in line at the @LexingtonLegend. You don't want to miss out on this Glenn Hubbard Bobblehead pic.twitter.com/eVsHy6LbMJ

— Minor League Promos (@MiLBPromos) June 24, 2016

Hills be shaken: That is a bobblehead devoted to Mr. Hubbard's python card! Those hosannas used above? Rip them from the captive embrace of the Fleer card and present them to this bobble. The beard is weird!

Thank you, Lexington Legends, for making baseball a better place.